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Baby Talk by Mike Wells

It’s Halloween and the perfect time for your cute little baby to decide it’s time for revenge for you not wanting her! Watch out Neal, Natasha’s out to get you!

Baby Talk

written by

Mike Wells

Gods, I first have to say that I absolutely hate, hate, hate when people talk to babies in that annoying baby talk voice. To me it makes you sound like an idiot. Like seriously, if you want babies to grow up talking like human beings, talk to them like one and not like they’re stupid.

Even Natasha hated how your first mommy talked to her. Ugh, and I don’t blame her either. I was expecting baby Natasha to do something to her mom long before she did. But ah well!

Ha, with that being said, I have to say that the narrator

Karin Allers

does an awesome job at the annoying baby talk voice. It was so good that I cringed every time it happened, lol.. And no, I’m not calling her an idiot, smiles.

While I’m talking about Karen, I might as well continue, smiles. Karen does a great baby Natasha. From the cute, I’m just an adorable little baby girl and you just have to love me. To the, feed me Neal or I’m going to kill you voice!

Hint, don’t day dream while you’re driving along and have a baby sitting next to you that you think is out to get you! It can’t go well for what’s left of your sanity. For that matter don’t try and figure out what’s going to happen next while listening to the story either. I did that and the first time the I’m out to get you creepy baby Natasha voice came out I jumped, lol, but shhh, don’t tell!

I’ve seen new moms have issues bonding to their new babies and thinking they or evil or they just don’t care, but until this book I have never seen it from a males point of view. Part of me felt sorry for Neal, but then he would do something that just showed him to be a huge ass, it’s all about me, poor me, look at what my life has become, bad job, bad house, and I can’t go to school lets blame it all on the new baby. Like new moms that I’ve seen at least knew they were having issues and tried to some degree to make things work,Neal, well, was just Neal.

My favorite moments during the story was they had baby Natasha pick out her name, aww, so cute! And even to the end Neal claims that

The Baby Did it! She’s EVIL I tell you! Look at her name, it’s Satan backwards!

What I didn’t like though is how short the stories are. according to the version through audible I read, it was books 1 and 2, but wow, they were short. Just when things could turn another direction it’s all over and leaves you wondering, but but but, what happened?

This is my first story by Mike Wells and I’m off to find more!


  1. Thanks, I will definitely go look for that. smiles.

  2. Hi there! Just wanted to let you know there is a book 3 in this series and it is available on Audible. It’s called something like “Baby Talk, book 3: Daddy’s Back.” I haven’t read it, but it’s on my wish list. I thought you might like to know.

  3. You are welcome. I enjoyed the book and looking forward to reading another, smiles.

  4. Thanks so much for the wonderful review!

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